What I learned on my summer vacation

I decided to finally write this. Have a nice Monday.




Things I Learned as an Art Teacher...


1. You WILL run out of stuff

2. Always underestimate the attention span of EVERYONE you work with

3. Kids love making ultimatums

4. Give in as little as you possibly can..... Don't worry you will crack eventually

5. Don't even bother with brown paint....it will happen on its own

2 More weeks of work..
then back home...

I think I will make a list of things I've learned as an art teacher...


oh and I wroted a haiku...
you can see more at

spffyjoss.deviantart.com

but there's not a lot on there

Idon't know what the fuck to blog about

OH HO HO It's been a while since I last blogged. I never know what the fuck I should talk about. Lets go with past, pesent, future...maybe Past: Around this time last year I had just moved to Chester County with an asshole far too old for me....I'd probably still be with him if he didn't go to jail and I didn't wreck my car. Present: I haven't had a worthwhile realationship since said asshole Just broke up with a guy...well I said the words....MEH I've developed this disorder where I just can not give a fuck..... there are three things I ask of a man 1= he puts out (well) 2= he is a bong token alcoholic 3= he doesn't do gay shit ( call me pet names, hug me in public, try to hold hands, or tell me he loves me via social networks) I DON'T THINK I'M ASKING THE WORLD HERE AM I???? Today I got a tophat and a mask for the sole purpose of paper mache-ing them and making more masks and top hats.... I'm working on drawing and writing more Song of the day: Happy by The Clarks Cups of coffee consumed today : 8 Movie of the day: time bandits Dinner: eggs bacon and hashbrowns What makes me smile today: Paulalcantara What pisses me off today: why wont this paper mache DRY FASTER Haiku of the day: black hair and ripped jeans and insecure hipster queen drinks too much coffee

So this one time at badcamp

So close to halloween Yay yay yay

FUCK FUCK FUCK!
I'm not going to get honors which means someone's going to die!

day 43 well nows

My psychlogist was HAWT

I',m working on my art histor6y thesis on the psychology of a visual artist

8 more chapters in 7 spiders spinning and my opec quiz is monday
of mice and men quiz too
alg2 is going well
I have oodles of typography homework
plan on watchi ng ufo hunters and haunted history of halloween tonight
can't wait yay
maybe a bit of edgar allen poe
need to look up gragory maguire for seven spides spinning

Ich koche schnitzel gern aus kanada!