Idon't know what the fuck to blog about

OH HO HO It's been a while since I last blogged. I never know what the fuck I should talk about. Lets go with past, pesent, future...maybe Past: Around this time last year I had just moved to Chester County with an asshole far too old for me....I'd probably still be with him if he didn't go to jail and I didn't wreck my car. Present: I haven't had a worthwhile realationship since said asshole Just broke up with a guy...well I said the words....MEH I've developed this disorder where I just can not give a fuck..... there are three things I ask of a man 1= he puts out (well) 2= he is a bong token alcoholic 3= he doesn't do gay shit ( call me pet names, hug me in public, try to hold hands, or tell me he loves me via social networks) I DON'T THINK I'M ASKING THE WORLD HERE AM I???? Today I got a tophat and a mask for the sole purpose of paper mache-ing them and making more masks and top hats.... I'm working on drawing and writing more Song of the day: Happy by The Clarks Cups of coffee consumed today : 8 Movie of the day: time bandits Dinner: eggs bacon and hashbrowns What makes me smile today: Paulalcantara What pisses me off today: why wont this paper mache DRY FASTER Haiku of the day: black hair and ripped jeans and insecure hipster queen drinks too much coffee